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Leah's avatar

RRLT benefits after 26 hours of labor! I’m laughing so hard reading this. My favorite section was asking your husband to coach. During my first pregnancy, my husband asked,

“I’m sorry, but in sports, don’t they choose the most experienced player to be to coach?”

We hired a doula and never looked back.

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Bridget Riley's avatar

Congratulations on baby!! Also, this made me cackle.

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The Nude Prudes's avatar

Thank you! Cackles are music to our ears!

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👟Mike Schuster👟's avatar

Ok if you can make a guy laugh about this then you're doing pretty well lol

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The Nude Prudes's avatar

😆

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Anja Smoliak's avatar

You lost me at “PREGNANT PERSON”. Not callINg Women what they are (Women) IS not pleasING to God. That’s for sure.

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The Nude Prudes's avatar

We like to think God's ok with satire.

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