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Brigid Burt's avatar

Tfw Betty is giving you attitude even though she was the one who brought home the wrong cut of meat from Butcher Dane's

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The Nude Prudes's avatar

The little minx knew it was a haunch you asked for but she'll make up some yarn about Butcher Dane's dog.

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

There are no atheists in foxholes or under the wheels of a carriage.

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Angelina Jolie's avatar

I know where my boundaries lie...and it's with organic fibers only. My servants have them too. Keeps us all happily sweating with the utmost gleam of self-satisfaction, knowing we don't have that awful Rayon-Polyester blend to impede upon our plans for midnight rendezvous.

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The Nude Prudes's avatar

Nothing ruins a spicy rendezvous like acrylic fabric! Betty's feller won't have none of it.

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Marlene Gonzalez's avatar

Leeches ain't gonna win likes on them reels

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Olivia Marstall's avatar

This is hilarious, especially the street urchins + boundaries bit, but also, I need to know if the "trying to find a place in this world" line was an intentional T. S. reference.

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The Nude Prudes's avatar

Effie is vehement that this is pure coincidence and has nothing to do with T.S. but we may never know the truth of that statement...

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Denise Trull's avatar

😂😂😂 it always IS that infamous flower cart, isn’t it….? I’m going with a daydreaming Effie…wishing she was Betty… 😂

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Haley Lane's avatar

When I think of living without modern comforts I think of walking around barefoot outdoors (hate) and that scene in the French film Germinal where the whole family shares bath water. The coal mining dad and sons first and the baby last. Like 14 people share that “bath”

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The Nude Prudes's avatar

Mmmm… nothing like tepid coal water for that fresh, clean feeling!

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