Now that you mention it, do you know any good tips for how to tell if there's a GMO in my flour? I've been using a sifter, tweezers, and a microscope, but it seems kinda tedious?
Ah, yes. I believe the simplest way to get rid of stray GMOs is just to sift the flour through a 100% linen apron. The only danger there is stray rayons...
“Never mind that the harvest which issues from your cursed soil gives a whole new meaning to the phrase gross domestic product.” 😂 please please pitch this to McSweeny’s!
Now that you mention it, do you know any good tips for how to tell if there's a GMO in my flour? I've been using a sifter, tweezers, and a microscope, but it seems kinda tedious?
Ah, yes. I believe the simplest way to get rid of stray GMOs is just to sift the flour through a 100% linen apron. The only danger there is stray rayons...
This hit a little close to home. Going out to plant whisper this article to our garden to unjinx the impending doom.
Oh my gosh, this is an absolute riot! Love it so much!!! 😂
Wait… I’m supposed to be infusing water, not gin with my free range hens?
You can infuse anything! With anything!
I mean gin is my first choice, but vodka or tequila works too. 😆
“Never mind that the harvest which issues from your cursed soil gives a whole new meaning to the phrase gross domestic product.” 😂 please please pitch this to McSweeny’s!
LOL this was fantastic. Thank you for this gem.
This is too good and I unfortunately feel very seen 😂😂😂
We see you and your tomato ghosts.