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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

I like how these Broadway songs encourage everyone to dress up. I always wear my top hat and cane so I can hold it above my head when the song is done and yell, "ONE MORE TIME!"

Also during communion I sprint towards the priest or old woman holding Our Lord and slide across on my knees abruptly stopping in front of them yelling, "TA DAAAAAAAAAA!!!" after which I receive Him on my tongue.

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The Nude Prudes's avatar

Could not agree more. I think it's crucial that we, as Catholics, learn to balance gravity and groove—these masses get so darn somber.

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

My mom keeps telling me to offer up breaking my groove thang

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Marlene Gonzalez's avatar

My most prayerful moments in church are when the wedding-singer-cantor-lady starts singing "Come to jayyyysus and liiiive" as we file up for Communion. Legit poetry! How can Palestrina compete with that?

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The Nude Prudes's avatar

He can’t. That’s why he’s dead.

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