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Alexa T. Dodd's avatar

I aspire to this too! Though don't forget the Dead Wife staring lovingly at her husband through white sheets and dappled light. She is always perfectly put together first thing in the morning, and the sheets are always white, and the light is always dappled.

I love this so much lol

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The Nude Prudes's avatar

This is so true…We the People demand a look in the Dead Wife's linen closet.

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Angelina Jolie's avatar

Don't we all wish we could be the dead wife (TM)? #deadwifenostrife

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The Nude Prudes's avatar

It's a serious quandary...

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Marlene Gonzalez's avatar

Had to stop myself from COL (cackling out loud) at the "Come Hither, Alive Wife style."

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The Nude Prudes's avatar

Live Wife is giving more "ready to rumble" vibes…😆

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

Too bad women usually outlive men. Guess the guy will be the one with +25% looks.

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Lisa's avatar

How do we do the “come hither” from a 25% better looking dead husband?

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⚡Thalia The Comedy Muse⚡'s avatar

Don't worry. Husbands come hither dead or alive

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The Nude Prudes's avatar

😂😂😂

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Lisa's avatar

😂

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Christina's avatar

Aspirations for us all… “scrapes chicken poo off her heels…”

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Kym VdP's avatar

Haha!! I love this. Thanks for the laugh!

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The Nude Prudes's avatar

Thanks for reading!

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